fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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