So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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