I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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