Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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