when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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