We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
return my video game
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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