She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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