I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Alive.
So much puke
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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