Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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