I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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