your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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