i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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