Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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