Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I need to sanitize my soul.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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