It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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