I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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