She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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