i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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