it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just had sex on a roof
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Why did my mother make you get naked?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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