whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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