Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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