would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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