The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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