Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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