Do vagina's smell?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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