This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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