That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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