that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i think i have two assholes
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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