whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Boobs speak an international language.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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