he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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