I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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