Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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