dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
We need to get me chipped asap
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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