She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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