You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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