Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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