He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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