matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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