Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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