it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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