Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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