3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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