tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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