If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
