he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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