Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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