You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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