shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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