i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Randomize
