She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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