she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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